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Created on 2003-01-12 13:18:27 (#851235), last updated 2005-05-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Fatty McBaldenwheezy, Ph.D |
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Bio
Does summer come for everyone?
Can humans do what prophets say?
And if I die before I learn to speak
Can money pay for all the days I lived awake
But half asleep?
"When you stutter while talking, it loses all sarcastic effect. Can I sit in your lap?" -
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meghanjinxVampireCryptic: Amelia: *tangoes with cardboard Remus cut out*
VampireCryptic: Layne: Where on earth did you get that?
VampireCryptic: Amelia: Mum knows a wonderful taxidermist!
Amber: Well, I gotta go write a current event about a cat with four ears.
Me: A cat with four ears? What's it for?
Amber: World history.
Name: Bethany Layne
Age: 16
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5" 2 - I'm taller than Kylie Minogue *triumphant grin*
Weight: About 115, 116, don't really know the exact number here
From: Mississippi
Status: Engaged to marry
Future career: Writer, baby
Extreme dislikes: Plebes, vote-in commmunites, people using the F-word in flames/scathing retorts, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry gone horribly wrong, Avril Lavigne, diet sodas, Mary Sues, wasps, Kay Alexander, Bjork, Dr. Phil
Current projects: Writing "Reverie"
Useless Triva:
1. My first and only boyfriend was not a very good boyfriend. *cries; Cassy comes to comfort her*
2. I've never been to a concert.
3. I have an absolute mania for names; favorites for a girl are Paige, and Evening Dior; boys Michael and Lestat.
4. I've been homeschooled for a year.
5. I'm a twin.
6. My favorite city is New Orleans and plan to live there during college and when I get married, have some kids...all that good schtuff.
7. I'm currently writing a novel (and it's going quite well too!)
8. I won a contest on poetry.com and they actually gave me the money, too!
9. My favorite comedian is Lewis Black.
10. And my favorite singer of all time is Alanis Morissette.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to add...I LOVE KEANU REEVES! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
fancies
What's Your OTP?
St. Dymphna's - A Harry Potter RPG
Sidenote: All right, there's been a few petty feuds involving people I love and people on my friend's list. Please, please don't expect me to get involved in anyway with anyone's fights. I won't defriend people you don't like and I won't flame someone you don't like. Unless someone is intentionally hurting you and harrassing you, then I'll step in. But if it's a petty argument that you more than likely started...I don't want to have any part in it. Sorry, but that's now my policy.
I've handed in my flame thrower at the moment...the glass will be broken and it will be extracted only in times of need. Sorry if I sound mean...but I just wanted to say this, so...respect my wishes, please. Thank you.
Revision to sidenote: I beg, plead, and ask you nicely to NOT send me forwarded e-mails. If you e-mail me, e-mail me something semi-intelligent. I highly dislike forwarded e-mails, and delete all those that I recieve. So if you find something "cute", or "funny", personally send me an e-mail. Forwarded e-mails seem impersonal, and sometimes can be hard to read due to their format. So please...do not send me forwarded e-mails.
Also, if my away message is up on AIM or Yahoo!, don't continue to IM me. If I don't respond the first time, and my away message is on, it's pretty obvious I'm not available/am to busy to/don't want to talk at the moment.
So if you contine to send IM after IM after IM, it's a given that I won't reply to you. If you have to tell me something important and it can't wait, e-mail me at my AOL address or leave a comment somewhere on my LJ. That way, if I'm busy or something else is detering me from talking to you, I can get back to you more easily.
Again, thank you.
ConnectInterests (145):
*qibbb*, 2000, 2002, 97.9 cpr, acting, alanis morissette, anime, anne rice, antebellum mansions, apples, archie comics, armand, austin powers, autumn, aziraphale/crowley, baking muffins, bashing amelia atwater-rhodes' books, basketball, beaches, biloxi, blueberries, bold and gold, brad pitt, british sweets, carrots, cds, chappelle's show, chatting, chocolate, coach woodruff, coca-cola, daniel radcliffe, daniel/armand, dark!harry, darren hayes, disturbed, dobby, don juan demarco, draco malfoy, drawing, dvds, ebay, evanescence, evil woodruff, fanfiction, fashion, florida, forums, gabriel baby, gael garcia bernal, gael/diego, ghosts, glazed doughnuts, gonorrhea: the musical!, good omens, gulfport, hal sparks, halloween, harry potter, harry potter fan art, houses, icons, inside jokes, insomniac with dave attel, internet, interview with the vampire, jack sparrow, james potter, james/sirius, jem, jewish!peter, johnny depp, june, keanu reeves, keanu reeves again, kill bill, kim possible, korn, layne's poems, lestat, live oaks, livejournal, louis, louis/lestat, lucius malfoy, maddox jolie, male models, mayfair witches, melly (the bear), mulder/scully, mundungus fletcher, mwpp, names, nanny's house, new orleans, october, painting, penny arcade, photography, photoshop, pirates of the caribbean, poetry, porch swings, psychology, pulp fiction, pumpkins, quentin tarantino, quotes, ranting, rasputina, reading, remus lupin, roses, savage garden, series of unfortunate events, seventeen, short stories, singing, sirius black, smart retards, southerness, speed, spirited away, summer, sundowner, tacos, tatty man, the 90s, the critic, the gift, the gryffindor house brothel, the jeffersons' theme, the matrix, the matrix reloaded, the matrix revolutions, the simpsons, the sims, the watcher, the x-files, tonks, tool, two story houses, vampire chronicles, vampires, writing
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